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BrunsNick

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Yet another CAPTION CONTEST
« on: April 21, 2005, 08:27:36 AM »
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TwoFourEightNineNine

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Re: Yet another CAPTION CONTEST
« Reply #16 on: April 21, 2005, 11:19:25 PM »
Pretend this is in your high school yearbook or newspaper...

"Robert Lawrence (freshman) asks his MySpace girlfriend from Baton Rouge out on a date. Lawrence is a product specialist for Brunswick Bowling and has a MySpace girlfriend in almost every town in America."

Does that work?
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purduepaul

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Re: Yet another CAPTION CONTEST
« Reply #17 on: April 22, 2005, 10:56:02 AM »
"Hello guys you gotta send me another case of Absolutes cause I have like 8 right now and I can't find the perfect one for this shot"

I bowled a tournament about a week ago when I saw a guy have 4 absolutes and he was pissed cause he couldnt find the right one for the condition...even though my friend who was throwing a big deal and me who I was throwing a vertigo weren't complaining at all about it. Going down to cincinnati in 2 weeks, should be interesting...
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Re: Yet another CAPTION CONTEST
« Reply #18 on: April 22, 2005, 11:37:21 AM »
What can get for $10? (Response)Anyching you want, honey?

Easy with the Billy Bob thing.
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Re: Yet another CAPTION CONTEST
« Reply #19 on: April 22, 2005, 11:44:42 AM »
My left shoe string has come untied, can you tell me again MOM how do the bunny ears go?

bruns4life

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Re: Yet another CAPTION CONTEST
« Reply #20 on: April 22, 2005, 02:29:20 PM »
I'll have the all fried platter with large diet coke.
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Re: Yet another CAPTION CONTEST
« Reply #21 on: April 22, 2005, 02:37:41 PM »
OPERATOR: "1-800-hot-chic can I assist you in any way?"

HOMEBOY:  "Yeah, My balls need cleaned and polished, can ya do that?"
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Ragnar

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Re: Yet another CAPTION CONTEST
« Reply #22 on: April 22, 2005, 02:50:07 PM »
"Hello, dear.  Could you bring me a change of underwear and a pair of clean pants?  I'm going to have to sit here until I can change.  That last ringing 10 made me lose it."
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iommifan

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Re: Yet another CAPTION CONTEST
« Reply #23 on: April 22, 2005, 02:55:38 PM »
"What do you mean she was only 15"???????

Big-T

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Re: Yet another CAPTION CONTEST
« Reply #24 on: April 22, 2005, 04:39:29 PM »
"yeah I need a re-rack on lane 20."

"Uh sir, this isn't what they meant when they told you to 'call the desk'"

bruns4life

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Re: Yet another CAPTION CONTEST
« Reply #25 on: April 22, 2005, 06:36:20 PM »
Yes, I'm looking for the Lodcock Hotel. Can you tell me how to get there?
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RandyO

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Re: Yet another CAPTION CONTEST
« Reply #26 on: April 22, 2005, 08:03:52 PM »
Whaddya mean Brooklyn???
I never threw a Brooklyn in my life!!!