Author Topic: LANE #1 ADVERTISING....... (Read 7380 times)

AK47 · « **on:** March 27, 2009, 02:42:42 AM »

Once again a brilliant job from Syracuse! The new Chainsaw Massacre with the Massac*O*re, the "bleeder" pearl cover. The hockey mask, chainsaw, diamonds in the eyes of the mask, the creepy font, color: cherry and blood red! Great Job again for the excitement you add to an otherwise boring sport.....

Chainsaw Massacre:
Core: Bomb MassaCore Patented Diamond
Cover Stock: Bleeder Pearl
Color: Cherry and Blood Red

http://lane1bowling.com/whatnext/
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Frederick · « **Reply #31 on:** April 01, 2009, 08:33:17 PM »

The LOSER that is jls is still at it trying to be this internet tough guy. You really have no life do you? When are you going to come with some new material?
Are we clear??? Is that the best you can come up with? You must think your clever... I would really like to meet you in person to see if your really that much of a tough guy. My guess is probably not since I called you out last time and you never responded. Your nothing but a pathetic loser that hides behind a cpu screen. Looking forward to your typical jls response. I need a good laugh... Bring it on loser...

Kid Jete · « **Reply #32 on:** April 01, 2009, 09:47:53 PM »

So no one wants to comment on the complete rip off of Jason Voorhees aka Friday the 13th 2009 mask? They even stole the pic from the official website. Can't they come up with their own designs? Are they paying royalties to the creators of Friday the 13th? I guess you guys will drink the cool aid even if it's stolen.

dizzyfugu · « **Reply #33 on:** April 02, 2009, 07:00:53 AM »

Well, the ad is a great job to impress 12 year-old boys. Nevertheless, from the theme chosen, it is about 10 years to late to be hot... Wonder who does Lane #1's marketing, esp. with the copy right issues? And who actually feels "spoken to" by this motif? Who (or what) is the target group of this?

Besides, where is the skull engraving on the ball and the slogan "Use only if you want to do some damage (TM)"?
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jls · « **Reply #34 on:** April 02, 2009, 09:56:41 AM »

DRF1542, HEY BOY, if you don't like what I say, you can always iggy it.

Your a typical two bit lowlife sawhead wan a bee suck up, who buys his balls on Ebay, used!!!!!

Since 1994-1995, I have probably bought 10-20-50 times mores balls from Lane One.... New full price.... then a loser wan a bee suck up like you.

Ain't no way losers like you were buying Lane One balls all those years when they were selling in pro shops at $229-$259. Now they have gone down in price by about $40 a ball. And still ain't no way you losers are paying full price.

You buy them on Ebay and then come on this site and brag about your arsenal.

Now if you approve of their type of advertising, good for you. I do not like it. And since I'm from Chicago the home of Obama, I will voice my opinion.

Now if you don't like that, you poor excuse for a human, TOO BAD.

Now as a real pro shop, not a wan a bee like you, I have still not seen one of these Dynamo's in action. Been out 3 months!!!!! Not one single request for the ball!!!!!

"ball of the year" give me a break.

Now loser boy, not now or before knocking the quality of this or any Lane One ball. JUST STATING THE FACTS... Have not seen anyone use this ball. And I'm not from Mayberry, We have about 9 mil. in the metro area......

What you losers don't understand is this, shops like mine buy Lane One balls and sell them....... Losers like you buy used on Ebay.....

So just who do you think is really supporting Lane One?

you poor excuse for a human

are we clear <<<<<<< btw, that's a jls trademark... don't use it loser boy, come up with your own..... Oh that might require a thought!!!!

Like thats going to happen.

Oh an BTW, you have my address!!!!
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jls

Edited on 4/2/2009 10:52 AM

jls · « **Reply #35 on:** April 02, 2009, 10:50:34 AM »

TSUNAMI H2O "A high powerd wave of destruction" "washing out the competition"
"producing a huge wave of force"

This is where I started to lose respect for Lane One's Advertising.

I thought it was it rather poor taste to name a bowling ball after a disater that killed hundreds of thousands of people.

Now some sawhead losers seem to think I hate lane One, not so. I just don't like some of their hyped up Ads....

Now most recently they came out with the Dynamo. And proclaimed it, "ball of the year" Some people questioned what that meant. And the responce to them was not pretty.......

Now to me, a person with some commonsense, a "ball of the year" is something that has been a MAJOR performer and seller, in the past year!!!!

Not some new ball that has just been released!!!!!

Who declared it the "ball of the year" was asked..... The answer... the F.O.S.

Give me a break.................

"if the AD says 59 peanuts in every candy bar, I expect 59 peanuts in every candy bar"

Now sawheads, who buy on Ebay... used.... seem to feel that anything Lane One says.... is the gosple..... Well it ain't.....

Now sure every company hypes their lines, But I don't recall Storm shouting that their balls, the Virtual or the Hyroad are the balls of the year!!!!

And if anyone can or should declare a ball, the ball of the year.... It is them...... Cause they not only perform.... they sell.....

Now we have sold or had request for every new ball released in the past 6 months.... except for the Dynamo...... Not one request for this ball....
Not one even brought in for drilling that was bought online.... Tho we drill balls bought online just about every single day of the year!!!!

Have not seen one in any house in my area.....Now not knocking the balls performance.... cause I have never seen one, nor do I no of any human who has bowled with one...

So yes, maybe I'm upset.... cause we made the lanes 5 boards wider... FOR NOTHING!!!!!!!!!! oops

Now for all you two bit lowlifes... sawheads who brag about your Buzzsaws... which are usually bought USED on ebay.... feel free to fire away.

But ask yourself this.... Do you really think I care what you think?

Really, ask yourself that....

I don't.

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jls

Edited on 4/2/2009 10:55 AM

Kid Jete · « **Reply #36 on:** April 02, 2009, 12:18:12 PM »

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Which company poured the mold for the hockey mask in the ad?

Teehheee.... it funny cuz it truuue.

Frederick · « **Reply #37 on:** April 02, 2009, 01:56:31 PM »

quote:
DRF1542, HEY BOY, if you don't like what I say, you can always iggy it.

Your a typical two bit lowlife sawhead wan a bee suck up, who buys his balls on Ebay, used!!!!!

Since 1994-1995, I have probably bought 10-20-50 times mores balls from Lane One.... New full price.... then a loser wan a bee suck up like you.

Ain't no way losers like you were buying Lane One balls all those years when they were selling in pro shops at $229-$259. Now they have gone down in price by about $40 a ball. And still ain't no way you losers are paying full price.

You buy them on Ebay and then come on this site and brag about your arsenal.

Now if you approve of their type of advertising, good for you. I do not like it. And since I'm from Chicago the home of Obama, I will voice my opinion.

Now if you don't like that, you poor excuse for a human, TOO BAD.

Now as a real pro shop, not a wan a bee like you, I have still not seen one of these Dynamo's in action. Been out 3 months!!!!! Not one single request for the ball!!!!!

"ball of the year" give me a break.

Now loser boy, not now or before knocking the quality of this or any Lane One ball. JUST STATING THE FACTS... Have not seen anyone use this ball. And I'm not from Mayberry, We have about 9 mil. in the metro area......

What you losers don't understand is this, shops like mine buy Lane One balls and sell them....... Losers like you buy used on Ebay.....

So just who do you think is really supporting Lane One?

you poor excuse for a human

are we clear <<<<<<< btw, that's a jls trademark... don't use it loser boy, come up with your own..... Oh that might require a thought!!!!

Like thats going to happen.

Oh an BTW, you have my address!!!!
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jls

Edited on 4/2/2009 10:52 AM

Another typical response from jls. Keep them comin loser.

Oh yeah thanx for PM with your address. Its probably the wrong one but I go to Chicago twice a year so eventually I'll find out. Hopefully we can meet so I can see if you still have that smart a** mouth in person. My guess is probably not. You just hide behind the cpu and talk Sh## because your a pathetic insecure little boy..

jls · « **Reply #38 on:** April 02, 2009, 02:36:54 PM »

Hey DFR, this is site on a computor. So I guess you can say everyone is behind their computor. That is such a dumb immature statement you made.
Now pull your head out of your butt and try to find your PAP.

The only one talking and or acting like a tough guy is you, big mouth.

Statements of fact are not "tough guy talk"

But sawheads like you don't like it when someone dares to question Lane One's type of hyped up ads. So you hide behind tough guy talk and try to make out like the other guy is....

Now listen boy, I don't care how many trips you make to Chicago. Now go ahead and talk you bad boy bad butt talk all you want.

Your a sawhead wan a bee suck up. And I seriously doubt that your day care center makes two trips a year to Chicago.

And, please, wash your heads, and wipe the brown stuff off your nose you sawhead suck up.

Now please let me know when or if you are coming, so I can hide.

You know the term "tough guy talk" on the computor was invented by coffee drinking geeks who surf the net in their underwear.

just in case you wanted to know

btw, ask me, go ahead and ask me, If I care what pond scum thinks!!!!!

I don't

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jls

bowlerdawg · « **Reply #39 on:** April 02, 2009, 02:45:31 PM »

wow jls thanks for sharing all your professional advertising opinions with us on P2

your such an moron
you have shed no light to the original posters question

you = troll

now you have been elected head troll
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jls · « **Reply #40 on:** April 02, 2009, 02:54:58 PM »

DRF1542, BTW I see once again you can not address the topic of a thread. Over 40 replies on this thread, but yet you do not address the topic, you simply come on and act like Mighty Jo Mary, a big bad tough guy.

You think you are impressing people by your tough guy talk. Your not, just like you can't impress anyone with your replies, cause your too stupid to actually address a topic.

80 replies on another Thread about Lane One, zero from you.

Your a poor excuse for a human trying to impress sawheads. That is sad.
You lack the knowledge to actually address a subject. So instead you talk tough guy talk, "I like to meet him" B.F.S.

Now you know and I know and everyone on this site knows, your mommy and your day care center won't allow you to come to here. So why don't you drop the tough guy talk, little boy, grow up, and try to address the topic.

You see, you poor excuse for a human, that's what people do on this site.
They debate their point of views against others. Only two bit lowlifes like you, who lack the knowledge to debate, come on with your B.S. "I like to meet him" talk.

Do you really think I'm scared??? Are you that big of an idiot.

You watch too much TV.... grow up child.

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jls

jls · « **Reply #41 on:** April 02, 2009, 02:57:14 PM »

quote:
wow jls thanks for sharing all your professional advertising opinions with us on P2

your such an moron
you have shed no light to the original posters question

you = troll

now you have been elected head troll
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I'm your huckleberry

B-dawg, Troll is a word that little geek boys invented and is used by two bit lowlifes, like yourself, who try to impress sawheads.

Your a sad little man, or should I say boy.
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jls

Frederick · « **Reply #42 on:** April 02, 2009, 03:12:27 PM »

quote:
DRF1542, BTW I see once again you can not address the topic of a thread. Over 40 replies on this thread, but yet you do not address the topic, you simply come on and act like Mighty Jo Mary, a big bad tough guy.

You think you are impressing people by your tough guy talk. Your not, just like you can't impress anyone with your replies, cause your too stupid to actually address a topic.

80 replies on another Thread about Lane One, zero from you.

Your a poor excuse for a human trying to impress sawheads. That is sad.
You lack the knowledge to actually address a subject. So instead you talk tough guy talk, "I like to meet him" B.F.S.

Now you know and I know and everyone on this site knows, your mommy and your day care center won't allow you to come to here. So why don't you drop the tough guy talk, little boy, grow up, and try to address the topic.

You see, you poor excuse for a human, that's what people do on this site.
They debate their point of views against others. Only two bit lowlifes like you, who lack the knowledge to debate, come on with your B.S. "I like to meet him" talk.

Do you really think I'm scared??? Are you that big of an idiot.

You watch too much TV.... grow up child.

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jls

I would ask you if you kiss your mom with that mouth but in this case its your fingers doing the talking and I don't really want to know what you do to your mom with your fingers..

Frederick · « **Reply #43 on:** April 02, 2009, 03:14:57 PM »

Is this your real address jls?

1640 w 71st street
Chicago, il 60636

jls · « **Reply #44 on:** April 02, 2009, 03:19:40 PM »

DFR, now that was funny, maybe there is hope for you yet.

Now there is about 40 minutes till womens golf comes on.

So if you are going to fire back, do it soon please.

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jls

jls · « **Reply #45 on:** April 02, 2009, 03:21:15 PM »

quote:
Is this your real address jls?

1640 w 71st street
Chicago, il 60636

Third house from the corner, north side of the street.

just so you know
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jls

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