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LANE #1 ADVERTISING.......
« on: March 27, 2009, 02:42:42 AM »
Once again a brilliant job from Syracuse!  The new Chainsaw Massacre with the Massac*O*re, the "bleeder" pearl cover.  The hockey mask, chainsaw, diamonds in the eyes of the mask, the creepy font, color: cherry and blood red!  Great Job again for the excitement you add to an otherwise boring sport.....

Chainsaw Massacre:
Core: Bomb MassaCore Patented Diamond
Cover Stock: Bleeder Pearl
Color: Cherry and Blood Red

http://lane1bowling.com/whatnext/
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jls

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Re: LANE #1 ADVERTISING.......
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2009, 12:06:38 PM »
Did the ad mention if the lanes will need to be wider?

And is this ball going to be the "ball of the Year"


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Re: LANE #1 ADVERTISING.......
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2009, 12:09:09 PM »
Get off it already, you act like an immature 14 year old with O.C.D.
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Re: LANE #1 ADVERTISING.......
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2009, 12:13:45 PM »
jls: More information is better than not having it at all.....

Didn't you find it useful to know that the Dynamo is the Lane#1 Ball of the Year, and that for optimal performance, the lanes should be 5 boards wider?

As a proshop operator, you have more information to convey to your customers. Hopefully, that has to be a good thing.

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Re: LANE #1 ADVERTISING.......
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2009, 12:31:04 PM »
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Get off it already, you act like an immature 14 year old with O.C.D.
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Oh I see the sawheads are up.

What's the problem boy, you don't like it when someone calls out B.S. ads.

TOO BAD

"BALL OF THE YEAR"     edit  forgotten  "ball of the year"  in less then what, one month.

Now lets count to 10 and wait for Steven

now

are we clear


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Edited on 3/27/2009 12:31 PM

jls

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Re: LANE #1 ADVERTISING.......
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2009, 12:38:05 PM »
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jls: More information is better than not having it at all.....

Didn't you find it useful to know that the Dynamo is the Lane#1 Ball of the Year, and that for optimal performance, the lanes should be 5 boards wider?

As a proshop operator, you have more information to convey to your customers. Hopefully, that has to be a good thing.




Steven,  may I call you Steven.  Actually still have not had a single customer ask for the "ball of the year"

However,  sales of the Rogue Cell have been fabulous
Only been out about 10 days!!!  

And didn't have to do a thing to the lanes.

just so you know


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Re: LANE #1 ADVERTISING.......
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2009, 01:09:01 PM »
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Get off it already, you act like an immature 14 year old with O.C.D.
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Oh I see the sawheads are up.

What's the problem boy, you don't like it when someone calls out B.S. ads.

TOO BAD

"BALL OF THE YEAR"     edit  forgotten  "ball of the year"  in less then what, one month.

Now lets count to 10 and wait for Steven

now

are we clear


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Edited on 3/27/2009 12:31 PM



i bowl in four different houses and i dont see anybody using the dynamo. what i do see is rogue cells,cell pearls, and virtual gravitys. if the dynamo is the ball of the year. (i dont think so) the ball of the year is the virtual gravity. millions sold. the dynamo maybe 2 sold.....

jls

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Re: LANE #1 ADVERTISING.......
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2009, 11:52:55 AM »
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Nice ad..

I did notice that there were no performace claims made other than the usual "tear the cover off"

I ilke the art work as well.

As I said, I dont have a problem with the equipment, just the false claims they put in front of it..
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What false claims???

You mean,  you mean....  you don't need the lanes 5 boards wider?  Or did you mean that it's not the ball of the year?  

I'm shocked,  I'm mortified.


just so you know
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Re: LANE #1 ADVERTISING.......
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2009, 11:59:27 AM »
your more than shocked and mortified

YOUR SPENT BOY

get back in your hole
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Re: LANE #1 ADVERTISING.......
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2009, 12:00:48 PM »
c'mon, jls
that's really old, even to you.
give it a rest.
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Re: LANE #1 ADVERTISING.......
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2009, 12:21:37 PM »
Hopefully they contacted New Line Cinema to pay royalties on that name. The connection is pretty clear in the ad.


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Re: LANE #1 ADVERTISING.......
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2009, 01:23:33 PM »
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Hopefully they contacted New Line Cinema to pay royalties on that name. The connection is pretty clear in the ad.




I've wondered about that before. Brunswick, I think, makes a ball called the MTX. Not only does it have the same name, it has the exact same logo as the stereo equipment company.

Storm sells an overseas version of the Agent called "Special Agent 007." As protective as the Fleming estate is of anything James Bond-related (see the lawsuit over the movie "Thunderball" and use of SPECTRE) I can't believe that was allowed to slide.

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Re: LANE #1 ADVERTISING.......
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2009, 01:34:27 PM »
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Get off it already, you act like an immature 14 year old with O.C.D.
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Oh I see the sawheads are up.

What's the problem boy, you don't like it when someone calls out B.S. ads.

TOO BAD

"BALL OF THE YEAR"     edit  forgotten  "ball of the year"  in less then what, one month.

Now lets count to 10 and wait for Steven

now

are we clear


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Edited on 3/27/2009 12:31 PM



Not to exactly feed the troll, but to clarify... I'm not a saw-head, don't own a L#1, nor have I ever thrown one. I'm just tired of your idiotic and immature insults towards a company you seem to have a personal vendetta against. I almost think some FoS member pissed in your cheerios to make you that angry towards one specific company.

And by the way, the only way to sell a product is to advertise..you, jls, are doing a fantastic job of keeping the L#1 brand a hot topic around these boards. You're actually helping them more then you're probably hindering them, even with the negative comments and threads you post towards their product, their company image, their fans, and even their president and employees.

Which also proves you have a personal issue with L#1. You can't seem to let it go.
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Re: LANE #1 ADVERTISING.......
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2009, 03:47:19 PM »
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jls = Just Loves Saws



I like that,  I think I will use it.
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Re: LANE #1 ADVERTISING.......
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2009, 03:52:57 PM »
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Get off it already, you act like an immature 14 year old with O.C.D.
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Oh I see the sawheads are up.

What's the problem boy, you don't like it when someone calls out B.S. ads.

TOO BAD

"BALL OF THE YEAR"     edit  forgotten  "ball of the year"  in less then what, one month.

Now lets count to 10 and wait for Steven

now

are we clear


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Edited on 3/27/2009 12:31 PM



Not to exactly feed the troll, but to clarify... I'm not a saw-head, don't own a L#1, nor have I ever thrown one. I'm just tired of your idiotic and immature insults towards a company you seem to have a personal vendetta against. I almost think some FoS member pissed in your cheerios to make you that angry towards one specific company.

And by the way, the only way to sell a product is to advertise..you, jls, are doing a fantastic job of keeping the L#1 brand a hot topic around these boards. You're actually helping them more then you're probably hindering them, even with the negative comments and threads you post towards their product, their company image, their fans, and even their president and employees.

Which also proves you have a personal issue with L#1. You can't seem to let it go.
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I know, I know,   I said the same thing to Steven in another thread.

I think lane One should pay me

And of course.

Make me a member of the F.O.S.


Now as for the rest of your stupid insulting post.   Listen up boy,  If you want to hear B.S. then find.  But when I read an Ad,  I would like to hear the f-ing truth!!!!!!!

Advertising is one thing,  ridiculous hype is another.

Now if you don't like what I post, why not use your childish iggy feature.
In fact, why not iggy everyone, then when your whole page goes blank, you can talk to yourself.

Now

are we clear

btw,   you qualify as a sawhead.  Most of them probably never bought a Lane One ball new either,  They shop Ebay.

Now you bore me,

still clear
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Edited on 4/1/2009 3:59 PM