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AK47

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LANE #1 ADVERTISING.......
« on: March 27, 2009, 02:42:42 AM »
Once again a brilliant job from Syracuse!  The new Chainsaw Massacre with the Massac*O*re, the "bleeder" pearl cover.  The hockey mask, chainsaw, diamonds in the eyes of the mask, the creepy font, color: cherry and blood red!  Great Job again for the excitement you add to an otherwise boring sport.....

Chainsaw Massacre:
Core: Bomb MassaCore Patented Diamond
Cover Stock: Bleeder Pearl
Color: Cherry and Blood Red

http://lane1bowling.com/whatnext/
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DYNAMO
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CHAINSAW
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Re: LANE #1 ADVERTISING.......
« Reply #46 on: April 02, 2009, 03:25:09 PM »
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Is this your real address jls?

1640 w 71st street
Chicago, il 60636




Third house from the corner,  north side of the street.

just so you know
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jls

Gimme a call if you have any stalkers in front of your place, jls. I'm not too far from that area, with a lot of built up aggression.
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Sean from Chicago
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jls

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Re: LANE #1 ADVERTISING.......
« Reply #47 on: April 02, 2009, 03:27:44 PM »
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quote:
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Is this your real address jls?

1640 w 71st street
Chicago, il 60636




Third house from the corner,  north side of the street.

just so you know
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jls

Gimme a call if you have any stalkers in front of your place, jls. I'm not too far from that area, with a lot of built up aggression.
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Sean from Chicago
KILLWHITNEYDEAD




Thanks I will.
Are you a Chicago Policemen too?
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jls

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Re: LANE #1 ADVERTISING.......
« Reply #48 on: April 02, 2009, 03:29:14 PM »
Ok let's go over a day in the life of jls,  first wake up 5am run to computer go to ballreviews click on Lane#1 forum,  spew poison about the company all day make sure you say "are we clear" 25 times by the way that's really gay.  Go to bed 2am wake up and do it all over again.   You had to be the kid in your high school that got beat up daily by the punks in your school.   You also got to be that kid that put lifters on his shoes so he could reach 5'1" so you could see eye to eye with the fatties of your school.    jls the little man who's trying to become a bigger man behind his computer.    jls good luck to you buddy we wish the best for you because now that I think about it you also had to be that kid who wore diapers all the way to 5 years old,  I can see it now walking around all day long with your diaper full and crying and your parents saying will someone shut that kid up.

I'm sure we are CLEAR NOW.

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Re: LANE #1 ADVERTISING.......
« Reply #49 on: April 02, 2009, 03:29:55 PM »
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Thanks I will.
Are you a Chicago Policemen too?
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LOL Hell no. My intelligence is too great for that work force, and I tend to be a people person, rather than just an a-hole.
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Re: LANE #1 ADVERTISING.......
« Reply #50 on: April 02, 2009, 03:34:15 PM »
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Ok let's go over a day in the life of jls,  first wake up 5am run to computer go to ballreviews click on Lane#1 forum,  spew poison about the company all day make sure you say "are we clear" 25 times by the way that's really gay.  Go to bed 2am wake up and do it all over again.   You had to be the kid in your high school that got beat up daily by the punks in your school.   You also got to be that kid that put lifters on his shoes so he could reach 5'1" so you could see eye to eye with the fatties of your school.    jls the little man who's trying to become a bigger man behind his computer.    jls good luck to you buddy we wish the best for you because now that I think about it you also had to be that kid who wore diapers all the way to 5 years old,  I can see it now walking around all day long with your diaper full and crying and your parents saying will someone shut that kid up.

I'm sure we are CLEAR NOW.



absoluteisanidiot
Yes very clear, Your sign name fits you to a tee!!! especially the idiot part.

Maybe you could have this to your sign name.  Your a first class A-hole!!!

It will fit.

Now in the famous words of a west coast valley doll

"whatever"

you do know what it means when a west coast valley doll says, "whatever"
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jls

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absoluteisanidiot

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Re: LANE #1 ADVERTISING.......
« Reply #51 on: April 02, 2009, 03:42:50 PM »
Come on jls that's the best you got?  I need more from you or I'll have to stop putting you down.

jls

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Re: LANE #1 ADVERTISING.......
« Reply #52 on: April 02, 2009, 03:48:34 PM »
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Come on jls that's the best you got?  I need more from you or I'll have to stop putting you down.




Ok Ok,  I'm sorry,  I not myself today.  You see, "i'm all shock up"  cause the big bad wolf is coming to town to eat me.....

Now just as soon as I feel the coast is clear,  I will try to address you in a manner that will make you proud of me....


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Re: LANE #1 ADVERTISING.......
« Reply #53 on: April 02, 2009, 03:53:24 PM »
Ok that's what I'm talking about.

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« Reply #54 on: April 02, 2009, 03:55:20 PM »
Would it be alright to ask you what pro shop you work for in Chicago.?

jls

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Re: LANE #1 ADVERTISING.......
« Reply #55 on: April 02, 2009, 04:08:25 PM »
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Would it be alright to ask you what pro shop you work for in Chicago.?




No, because the big bad wolf is listening!!!!

And he wants to eat me!!!!!!

Now I must leave this site forever.

I'm going to miss f-ing with the sawheads.
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jls