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9andaWiggle

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I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
« on: December 17, 2007, 04:05:56 AM »
Hitting like a truck just isn't getting the job done anymore.  I fluff up the 10 board, and feel that it is my God-given right as a bowler to be able to buy technology that will give me the hitting power of the crankers without becoming one myself.  Therefore, which new ball will hook the most, hit harder than a truck, and is guaranteed to send many messengers flying around everywhere even with few revs and slow ball speed?
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Sir Bowl-A-Lot

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Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2007, 12:08:16 PM »
My vote would be for the Storm Agent.

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Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2007, 12:13:43 PM »
My vote is for the wrecking ball.  Even with your fluffing you will have no problems covering the lane and carrying all ten.  You may even send messengers to the other lanes!
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Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2007, 12:17:31 PM »
if you want something that hits like a truck, then use a truck.
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Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2007, 12:22:49 PM »

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Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2007, 12:24:47 PM »
MoRich Nsane LeveRG or one of my co-workers
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Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2007, 12:29:42 PM »
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Oprah's vajayjay
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Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2007, 12:30:32 PM »
"The Soup" has me programmed.
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Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2007, 12:40:36 PM »
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"The Soup" has me programmed.




Is that like the "kool-aid" warmed up?
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Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2007, 12:59:10 PM »
Don't get a ball - get a coach!
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Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2007, 01:11:38 PM »
My first vote would go for Storm Attitude Shift.
My second vote would go for an 18 wheeler.  
My third vote would be to tell your significant other to do a better job in certain areas, and to get you on a better workout program.
My fourth vote, ahh maybe I have said enough.
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Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2007, 01:17:38 PM »
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Don't get a ball - get a coach!



I heard those coaches hit harder than a truck and with those arms flaying around as they go head first into the pins, they send plenty of messengers.
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Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2007, 01:24:10 PM »
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"The Soup" has me programmed.



I personally like the Mail Nurse or Mankini but that probably reveals something about myself that I don't want to face right now.
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KDawg77

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Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2007, 01:26:10 PM »
I'm still dreading the VAJAPOCALYPSE!
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Re: I need a ball that hits harder than a truck
« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2007, 01:26:43 PM »
Well, don't go with a Bears, or Vikings Viz a ball....I don't think can hit anything.....GO PACK.  Sorry, had to get that in.