While we're at it, why don't we request that automobile manufacturers stop being misleading in television commercials by showing new vehicles fresh off the line? I think they should put 225,000 miles on a car, change the oil exactly once over that span, always use cheap gasoline, drive it through harsh, salt-laden winter driving conditions and never wash it so it rusts like crazy, never vacuum or clean the interior, and beat on it by powerbraking it at stop lights for fun and jacking up the RPMs every time it's accelerated. That's the car that should be in TV commercials.
Seriously, guy. Stop whining because you're too lazy to clean your bowling equipment. It's no one's fault, least of all Chris Forry and his staff, that your balls back up after 6 months because they're saturated beyond help and have half-inch deep slices all through the covers.
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"Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein."
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