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Racoon Eyed Indian

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Chief Whistler
« on: March 10, 2009, 06:49:22 AM »


As the Susquehanna River Tribe was gathered for feast
at high noon today, Vinnie ChopSteaks talk of his
WWE DVDs he has been watching.  He brought up a name
from the past in Chief Jay Stongbow.  This led to a
Tribal conversation of how Chiefs have an affect on
people.  Vinnie says, "Chief Jay Strongbow was great
Wrestler and pave way for his tag team partner of
Billy White Wolf.  They were good to watch and they
kicked butt!!"  Chief Whistler talk of his idol,
"The Chief, Brian Himmler."  Old Louie White Hair I
guess was trying to be funny in slow tongue when he
say in Baseball, "Chief Noc a Homa was entertaining!"
For me I guess it was in Hockey, The Chief, Craig
Berube.  He would drop you like a wet paper bag if you
messed with him.  My all time favorite Hanson Brothers
of the movie Slap Shot played for the one and only
Johnstown Chiefs. Funny stuff!!  I guess all in all
for the most part we the Tribe has agreed on is that
many Chiefs have touched the lives of this Great American
Land. Sing it with me,...This Land is your Land, This
Land is my Land.... Alright back to the Chiefs, the
Tribe strongly agree that Chief Whistler in his travels
has touched so many people it is not countable.  I know
your saying I never met Chief Whistler, well in some ways
more than others you already have met him.  Everytime one
of your friends or someone you've never met says something
and you stop to think about what they just said and say,
"WTF did they just say?" You've just shared the Wisdom of
Chief Whistler.  Chief's wisdom is greater than his
knowledge, this is what makes him wiser than all around us.
He has even touched Famous people like Bill Engvall.  You
know the skits where Bill says, "Here's your sign!"  He
met Chief Whistler, and that is where the skit came from.
If I remember the story right, Bill was walking into Don Carter
Lanes with his bowling bag and Chief Whistler asked him if he
was going bowling?  Bill looked at Chief and said, "Nope, I just
have these to get out of the house."  "Here's your sign."  The
Tribe has listed a few of the memorable quotes from our own
Chief Whistler.

1.  Even the smartest people can't predict the future.
2.  I'll be there in a minute, give me a second.
3.  Wow, those are two dissimilar parts.
4.  Boy, that sun is hot!!
5.  We usually always have them in stock for the most part.
6.  I'm not sure how he gets away with it, but that's probably
how he gets away with it.


Well, these are some of our favorite wisdom droppers from
the Chief.  If you have any that you feel have come from
crossings with Chief Whistler, please post them for all to
read.

Peace out Wisdom Catchers


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2009 Goggle wear by Whip da Whack

 

Racoon Eyed Indian

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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #46 on: June 30, 2009, 11:04:31 AM »
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I don't know, because I didn't see that.




Chief Blues Clues,

In the words of Chief Whistler, "If you eyes aren't open
usually for the most part you'll never see anything."

In the words of Vinnie ChopSteaks, "He's about to see
a crotch chop!"

Peace out Steve or Joe or Paprika
Good Luck with your next show



Racoon Eyed Indian

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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #47 on: July 08, 2009, 08:08:56 AM »


"I see the Roster is printed in Alphabetical Order,
I'm just not sure how they listed it?"

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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #48 on: July 10, 2009, 12:52:22 PM »
Cherry School is not really a school, it's about teaching!

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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #49 on: July 10, 2009, 12:56:47 PM »
Eddie K said when making his famous video:  Watch me take 5 steps as I demonstrate a 4-step approach!
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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #50 on: July 15, 2009, 10:59:37 AM »
I will bowl you and beat you using 4, 5 or 6 steps... Anytime-anywhere!!!

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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #51 on: July 15, 2009, 03:52:43 PM »
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I will bowl you and beat you using 4, 5 or 6 steps... Anytime-anywhere!!!



In the words of Chief Whistler, "I remember reading this before,
so this is like deja vu all over again."

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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #52 on: July 16, 2009, 02:26:29 PM »
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I will bowl you and beat you using 4, 5 or 6 steps... Anytime-anywhere!!!



Chief Hop, Skip & Jump,

I see Summer Vacation is over early this year.  Start
up the Short Bus here comes Eddie Special K and his
sidekick son Short Pus Pain.  In the words of Old
Louie White Hair, "These two are like Gnats, they annoy
the Hell out of you and not even the smartest people
know why?"

Peace out Romper Room



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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #53 on: July 22, 2009, 10:39:21 AM »
Efff Ewe!
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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #54 on: July 22, 2009, 03:51:10 PM »
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Efff Ewe!
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Chief Short Pus,

Glad to see summer school is paying off, your
spelling is really improving unlike your bowling
game.  In the words of Chief Whistler, "Just cause
you spell with letters, that doesn't make you any
more smarter than me today or later."

Peace out Jr Ed



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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #55 on: July 23, 2009, 10:55:57 AM »


"If your going to question my response, than listen
to my question..  I already finished that!"



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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #56 on: July 23, 2009, 01:42:08 PM »
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"If your going to question my response, than listen
to my question..  I already finished that!"





I don't think I can answer that....

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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #57 on: July 23, 2009, 03:34:50 PM »
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I don't think I can answer that....



Chief Monster's Inc,

This could be the very reason you see Chief Whistler
at your family reunion.  While the wisdom of the Chief
is wise, the wisdom has not matured in you.  Hang in there
whipper snapper, someday you may become as wise as our own
Chief Whistler. In the words of Chief Whistler, "Gettin
your Wisdom Teeth removed does not make you any less
wise, you just may not be as smart as you were before
than."

Peace out Scully

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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #58 on: July 23, 2009, 04:02:54 PM »
Thank you.  I appreciate your wisdom, even though you are not wise.....

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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #59 on: July 30, 2009, 03:11:49 PM »
Hey..........

Someone has finally figured that out!

I bet he ain't really an indian....

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Thank you.  I appreciate your wisdom, even though you are not wise.....

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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #60 on: August 18, 2009, 09:39:35 AM »
Bump for masked injun.